The Band

 

Paul Hale – Guitar/Vocals

Paul has been shredding guitar since the age of 10. When the band needed a singer he begrudgingly stepped up. Overtime his almost angel-like vibrato and lyrical wizardry have become the key signature of the band.

Aside from the band Paul fills his time by playing around with stocks and shares and punching people in the head in a boxing ring.

Dave Hale – Drums

Dave started playing drums after being jealous of the attention his younger brother was getting for his guitar playing. Since then he has become average at best on the drums. Also known for his ear piercing harmonies and tight vests.

When not in the band he works in insurance and can be seen driving around in a shitty yellow Fiat.

Bass Guitar – Various!

Several charming but equally talented individuals have stepped in on the bassguitar over the years and we thank them for keeping the Stalker train headed in the right direction. Cheers chaps!

Paul Turner (AKA The Virus, Hollywood)

Paul has been in the band since 2005. His solid and funky bass lines are one of the key signatures of our live sound. Despite playing with us for 5 years he still doesn’t know how to set most of the equipment up but he is very good at getting the first round of beers in. In addition to playing the bass he provides some outrageously high backing vocals (the closing bars of ‘So Lonely’ by The Police are testament to this!). Unfortunately we deemed him not good looking enough to appear in the music video to ‘Fake Tan Disaster’. Also, as a primary school teacher it was decided him writhing around on stage with fake tan covered models might not have been the best example to set to his students!

Baggy

Baggy is the bass player with function band supreme ‘The Talent’. Although ‘The Talent’ play pretty much full time he has still managed to find time to lower his standards and help us out at gigs when Paul has not been available. Unfortunately the last time he played with us people spent more time watching his virtuoso playing than watching us so he won’t be invited back in the future.

Nick Everitt

Nick can usually be seen rocking out with ‘Stiff in the Morning’ but he has stepped in to help us out on a couple of occasions. How this guy headbangs like he does yet still manage to hit all the right notes is beyond me!

Fergus Bucklitsch

Fergus was brought in to add some much needed glamour to the ‘Fake Tan Disaster’ video. His grasp of looking good whilst holding a bass player has won him many admirers of both sexes. A modern day legend.